1. plotdesigner:

    falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

    highfunctioningdarklordofall:

    can’t you imagine it though?

    ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

    are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk

     
  2. goddess-of-nj:

vhs-or-beta:

springnymph:
Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

Okay I’m reblogging this again because THAT is a fucking reaction to winning your first Grammy, not Lorde’s creepy-ass psychotic emotionless death-stare, the little shit….

    goddess-of-nj:

    vhs-or-beta:

    springnymph:

    Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

    Okay I’m reblogging this again because THAT is a fucking reaction to winning your first Grammy, not Lorde’s creepy-ass psychotic emotionless death-stare, the little shit….

  3. everythingroosterteeth:

i almost fuckin shit my self oh my god

    everythingroosterteeth:

    i almost fuckin shit my self oh my god

  4. the-last-of-the-time-girls:

    paulmagnum:

    ruineshumaines:

    The Written Words, street art by Mobstr.

    The last one had me puzzled for a minute. “Nowhere leads thought of train this?”

    How is touch the sky

  5. forever-troyler:

narrywhales:

astandsfortylersarse:

Well hello everyone! My name is Tyler Oakley

THIS IS PERFECT

I JUST SCREAMED IN MATH CLASS

    forever-troyler:

    narrywhales:

    astandsfortylersarse:

    Well hello everyone! My name is Tyler Oakley

    THIS IS PERFECT

    I JUST SCREAMED IN MATH CLASS

  6. foomod:

    rocketbeagle0:

    rocketbeagle0:

    I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

    LOOK

    image

    IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

    Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

    The booty

  7. madmadsmadly:

    i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model

  8. 


"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.


    "I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

    I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

  9. Friday night, home alone. Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

    • 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
    • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
    • 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
    • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
    • 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
    • 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
    • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
    • 8. How often do you listen to music?
    • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
    • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
    • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
    • 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
    • 13. What about ‘R’?
    • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
    • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
    • 16. Are you going out of town soon?
    • 17. When was the last time you cried?
    • 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
    • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
    • 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
    • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
    • 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
    • 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
    • 24. What are you sitting on right now?
    • 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
    • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
    • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
    • 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
    • 30. Does anyone hate you?
    • 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
    • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
    • 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
    • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
    • 35. Did you have a dream last night?
    • 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
    • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
    • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
    • 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
    • 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
    • 44. What’s the best part about school?
    • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
    • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
    • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
    • 48. Were you single over the last summer?
    • 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
    • 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
    • 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
    • 52. Are you nice to everyone?
    • 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    • 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    • 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    • 56. Do you think you like someone?
    • 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
    • 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
    • 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
    • 60. Do you hate anyone?
    • 61. How’s your heart?
    • 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
    • 63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
    • 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
    • 65. Are your toenails painted pink?
    • 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
    • 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
    • 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
    • 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
    • 70. How do you look right now?
    • 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
    • 72. Can you commit to one person?
    • 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
    • 74. Have you ever felt replaced?
    • 75. Did you wake up cranky?
    • 76. Are you a jealous person?
    • 77. Are relationships ever worth it?
    • 78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
    • 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
    • 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
    • 81. Last person you cried in front of?
    • 82. Is there someone you will never forget?
    • 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
    • 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
    • 85. Are you over your past?
    • 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
    • 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
    • 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
    • 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
    • 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
    • 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
    • 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
    • 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
    • 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
    • 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
    • 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
    • 97. Who do you have texts from?
    • 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    • 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    • 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
    • 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
    • 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

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